So….

Europe is a bit SCORCHIO!

It’ll be here by the weekend.

After being half-drowned, we are now going to get fried to death.

And it’s ALL my fault. And yours. And yours…..etc. The BBC just told me. So I believe it. (!)

We are just a bunch of GLOBE-warmers and we have to stop it.

We also have to stop the free will/independent thinking/love/joy/compassion/celebration/smiley thing. 

OR ELSE. 

Now just stop all that good positive stuff people. OR ELSE – they’ll just keep giving us more water/fire/water/fire.

Got the message?

 

Erm. Nope. Not listening here. I prefer being happy ol’ me.

Lalalalala!