Once Upon a Time…

There lived a real, live, breathing man.

He tried his Very best.

Got betrayed.

Captured.

Imprisoned.

Right hand cut off.

Publicly humiliated.

Tortured repeatedly.

With his last breath, unable to speak from thirst, he sucked the blood from his stump. (Hence the rise of the blood-sucking Vampire BS)

He was executed.

NO Body lived happily ever after.

Amen.