This is Beyond Cruel. But I cannot spell WTF or PC

When I was young and stupid and living/working in Berlin with the French MP, USMP at Checkpoints ABC whatever….I kept hearing SPAM.

I loved the US PX. Great food. Even better company.

But Spam? Monty Python? I was very stupid.

S=Synthetically

P=Produced

A=American

M=Male

Though……A USMP asked me to marry him.

Nein?