True Story:

A friend of mine works for the local council on the highways.

Two days ago there was him and his mate with 10 bricks, a faulty bridge and 8 hours to solve the problem.

They laid 4 bricks. Maths dunce but that might be 2 bricks each?

Enter pompous HSE exec with a clipboard.

“Stop working. That’s far too dangerous. The paperwork has not been signed permitting you to lay any more bricks.”

I Shiteth you not. 2 men. 10 bricks. 8 hours.

We pay for this via Council Tax.

Just bleed me dry every month of the year Westminster.

How on this God’s Earth were the Pyramids built?

Just saying