My puppy – OK. He’s 11 but I still call him Puppy – has just had me doing something that I absolutely HATE!

He’s had me running down the driveway to catch him. Running?

Various family members reckon that he’s gone deaf and/or has a touch of dementia.

I reckon that after 11 years of living with 4 cats, he’s been conditioned.

Dogs have Masters. Cats have Servants (!)

My dog has developed a CAT attitude. WTF?

I can hear him laughing. “You’re not the Boss of Me,” he says.

RUNNING?