Following on from Billy and his two Scotsmen…how about an Hilarious Welshwoman and a MadasaboxofFrogs Higlander in Rome? The Sistine Chapel is still shaking :o)
God’s Honest…I’m wearing Ambasciatori Palace slippers right now! Feet in the bidet?
Common as Muck or When in Rome be Yourself?
Or we could be very “sensible” and investigate Caesar’s Giant Pile of Shite Site.