I had a client. With a commission. For an Alpaca Hand Knitted Jumper.

It was a very long job. Which was OK. He was American and would not be back in England for a couple of months. A bit of kerfuffle ensued. I ended up meeting him in his hotel to hand deliver the sweater .He invited me to his room. RED Flag?

No. He was lovely. He came over here twice a year to buy antiques. All he wanted to do was show me what he’d bought. And tell me about his clients. Christie Brinkley. Blah. Whatever.

Anyhoo. The day before…. he’d met Tom Hanks in the street. Who was in Lincoln filming The Da Vinci Code.

Lovely. Chatty. Friendly man. Tom Hanks is a GOOD Actor !!!!!!

Dan Brown is a ??????