Uh, oh. I’ve just been goosed. Have very dare you?
Goosey goosey gander,
Whither shall I wander?
Upstairs and downstairs
And in my lady’s chamber.
There I met an old man
Who wouldn’t say his prayers,
So I took him by his left leg
And threw him down the stairs
Nursery rhyme first “recorded” in 1784
Let’s travel way, way back in time to …
WikiWikiGander : Brennus 4th C BC
Oh. Pooh. It’s those Bloody Celts again!!!