FFS.

OK. I know.

Humour and Humbility (as M.Poirot calls it) are better than their bombs and their guns and their guns and their bombs but…there is a limit on the BS meter.

Apologies, sincere and undiluted, to the maker of this. 

You say Drag – ut. I say Drag- oo.

But I could be very wrong. M’eh.

The Great Siege of Malta

Ottoman Turks vs. Knights of St. John