I am in Recovery right now. From my 1st ever car accident.

In over a hundred years of driving with nary a scratch or near miss, today IT happened.

OK. I’d love to throw the Dramatic License card but –

It happened in my garden, as I reversed round a corner (as I do several times a day) and bumped into a delivery van.

The driver approached my window with a face like thunder. Took one look at MY face and then held up his hands in surrender.

‘No worries, love. It was just a bump on both bumpers.’

Leave me alone. I’m having a Drama Queen Moment :o(