This was MY regiment. Royal Military Police aka Red Caps aka Most Hated People Ever.

Why were we so hated?

Well. There is this myth that in the WW’s RMP were the evil bastards who rounded up deserters and shot them on sight.

Or organised the Firing Squads. Or….!

We were just normal, highly trained people bringing truth & justice to a fluffed up world?

 

 

BTW – I LOL at actors wearing berets. They look so SILLY.

Short Beret Moulding Lesson – Soak the bugger to death in warm/hot water. Put it on your head wet and mould it to your own cranium. Walk round like a numpty until said beret dries. Simples :o)

Short Army Hard as Fluff Boots Moulding Lesson – Put on blister inducing boots. Fill a bath with a few inches of hot water. March up and down until your toes wrinkle. Get out. Walk round like a numpty until the leather moulds to Your Feet. Simples ? ? ?