Ref the previous post and the village Easter Gathering!

I’m the trained LAW ENFORCER. So – this will NOT be fun for me. I can picture it now.

Me running round with the wooden metre stick I use for my crafts, measuring 1m/3ft between all guests and having to beat them around the noggin with said stick when they disobey the new LAW (?!)

And what about the barbecue? Hey?

How on earth are we going to get sausage, chicken, burger, corn on the cob, bratties, frickadellen, vegetable skewers from BBQ to plate?

Urm. This Whole Party may just get a little bit MESSY!

A re-think may be needed here. Sorry, villagers :o(