I’ve just been informed that our former pig sty – which is now a bar/man cave with a great sound system, darts board and fruit machines – has just been hijacked by half the village for Easter Weekend.

As the one and only pub here has been forced to close down, we zombies are collecting together on private property to have a PRIVATE party.

And there’s plenty of space in the garden for everyone to stand at least 3ft apart.

Wooohooooo  :o)