I’m late for work and you’ve nicked my place.

Pardon?

Oh. OK. I’ll work from the kitchen table until you decide to wake up.

Whaaaaaaaaat?

No! I will NOT fluff the cushions for you. You messed them up.

Bloody Tyrants everywhere :o(

 

 

Perspective :

In the good old days (last month) before all this silliness, you could sit 4 average size hoomans on this sofa. No probs.

Just shows how big my doggy is, eh? I’m not moving him.