B R E A T H E

Right. I’ve just calmed down from the early morning “incident” in Tesco. I’ve searched my brain for another working little grey cell. And I now have a Cunning Plan for tomorrow.

I’m going up into the attic to get the original, antique SS Storm Trooper helmet and also the HM Forces Respirator.

I’ve been in the “man” draw and found a pair of safety googles.

My wellies are by the back door and I’ve expertly cut, and will artfully drape, two black bin liners around my torso.

Last thing – the bright yellow Marigold washing up gloves are to hand.

No Fecking Zombie is EVER going to treat ME like a LEPER, ever, ever, EVER again.

Wish me luck ?