News from the front line (?!)

Last week, we local yokels were self-policing.

 

“Are you stupid? HOW many toilet rolls do yer actually need, mate?”

 

It’s normal. If we see more than two bobbies in town we know – for a fact – that they came here in a car with a broken SAT NAV.

 

“You lost, mate?”

 

Monday (today)  – the local yokels are fighting each other and any one else who gets within 6 feet of them.

SMH :o(