“Run from what’s comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I’ll be mad.”
I was once asked (very stupidly by a stupid person?) “Which half of you is Scottish?” To which my very quick comeback was – “THE VIOLENT HALF.” I CAN’T HELP IT. It’s in my genes somewhere. Meanwhile – back in comedy land. Where I will live vicariously today. Because I’m calm now. (?!) Bottom. ULTRAVIOLENCE […]
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WHY am I being forced to say/write/show the same old/same old soooooooooooo many effing times? OK. ‘cos – 2 many peeps have neither eyes nor ears and they’ll just have to live now with tears4fears. SMH. You’ve been shown/told/warned far too many times to have a single case to answer. Y’all have made your […]
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…Who’s Sorry Now? OK. I’ve had a moment of weakness. I’m only hoooman :o(
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I was ashamed of my shouty match in Tesco this morning. I’m NOT a Natural spokesperson. I’m ALWAYS a behind the scenes person by nature. But – SHOUTY seems to be the VIBE right now. SHOUT. SHOUT. LET IT ALL OUT, THESE ARE THE THINGS WE COULD DO WITHOUT, C’MON…WE’RE TALKING TO YOU (ZOMBIES) C’MON […]
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And the reason why me and my maths teacher didn’t vibe. Q : HOW MANY 6’S CAN YOU SEE IN THE IMAGE ABOVE? Answer on a postcard to – P.O. Box. Q?
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Oh My Good Night Vienna. I’m devastated. It was Ken Bran ALL along :o( Nooooooooooooooooooooo! But I lurve him. I LURVE HIM Stick a fork in me. I’m done. Schwoon. Or maybe ’tis IAGO.
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…Those two above. I know and love many Comedy Duo Acts. Laurel&Hardy. Briggs&Louis. TwoRonnies. Cannon&Ball. Fry&Laurie. Abbott&Costello. Dumb&Dumber. Victor&Margaret. June&Terry. DickDastardly&Muttley. Tom&Jerry…………et al. But MY award goes to – Drum Roll Please. V&Melissa. Applause. Encore. Cheer. Brava. Crack on entertaining us zombies :o)
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…cause COMPLETE familial dissent and a never-ending stream of accusations and…and…by REFUSING to have both MY boys– (Urrm. Mine. Not theirs. I went through the pregnancy and birth and after disasters!)– christened in church? Because I’m an Atheist? Because I love to make trouble? Because I thrive on chaos? Because I’m addicted to being left […]
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omg girl gamer Art and much more And the Devil’s Playground. One is in Glasgow. T’other in China. I missed my true, true calling. Oh. Maybe not. Sniper today speak but Sag’s use bows and arrows. BS BULLSEYE HIT. Right in the act of acting Retarded. Never. ever, ever EVER BS a Scot with […]
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I have an inkling that Jekyll and Hyde (ooops. Sorry. Wrong STORY) I have an inkling that VenusRose and Amanda B (who is Scottish so should know that RLS story pretty well) should get together for a wee chat. The first named has a sudden publicly stated interest in the KJV. The latter has publicly […]
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Lady M has been all over my website this a.m. Her particular area of interest today are my Timelines for Tatarian History. Wonder why ? ? ? Check out the date for the KJV in MY timeline! Methinks, Lady M is plotting a new Fuck Up offensive around the KJV. Perhaps???
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There is something a bit iffy about the MS History of Aberdeen. The Granite City. Home to Annie Lennox (and from my former life – major contacts in the Gas & Oil Community!!!) Wiki : Aberdeen Why is/was it called The Granite City? Well. Most of the older buildings were made of locally quarried granite […]
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