I know. I understand. But some days I have to step away.

Mum, you look so….Oh. Done that.

My reply : It’s my resting bitch face.

Him : Lol. ‘Snot. You only do that when you’re angry.

Other boy – his birthday on Beltane. And he REFUSES to have jelly & ice cream, cheese & pineapple on sticks and a caterpillar cake with candles that can’t be blown out.

I BLAME THEIR MOTHER!

Sorry, Mr Igan ;o(

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