At 8am this morning, I had a clever brainwave. Aha! I’ll go to Tesco NOW and beat the stupid stand 2m apart queue.

Ooops. Forgot it was Friday when most people do their whole weekly shop (especially when they’ve just been paid.)

So. A chore that, on a good day, can take me there, whizz round shop, back in under 20 mins – took an hour and a quarter.

But…OMG…I totally fell for one layer of this scam.

Waiting. Waiting. Waiting in a certified waiting aisle, I had too much time to scrutinise the shelves.

I came home with 5 more items than were on the original list.

DAYLIGHT ROBBERY.

Shower of bastards :o(