My baby is getting older. He’s not been right all this year and has developed one VERY annoying habit.

Wake up, Mum at 12/1 am.

Then -Wake up, Mum at 2/3 am.

And to add insult to broken sleep…Wake up, Mum at 4/5 am.

Maybe one of the above times he NEEDS me to open the door to let him out to send a STUPID o’clock pee-mail. Twice on a good night.

I love him to pieces but I Need Sleep ?

Hang on. I’m dialling for help.

Hello. BatDog?

HELP ME!