I get up…or rather, I’m woken up by the dog, around 4am.

I sort him out and spend time in the wonderful peace and quiet of my dawn kitchen planning the day ahead. Today was gonna be easy.

Plant the rosemary. Plant the sage. Plant 3 dianthus.

It is now officially p.m in the UK and I’ve planted JackShit!

It is so VERY easy for me to see through yt “homestead, farmer, gardener peeps” with a family and all of life’s messy bits besides – who still have time to comment on every single yt video that they’re subbed to or to take part in every single yt channel live chat as soon as it PREMIERE’s.

P.S. I want YOUR life. Please. You seem to have 37 hours in every single day :o(