I KNOW that I’m an amazing, multi-talented, hard-working, dutiful, kind and loving person but…FFS!

I’ve just been told to finish cooking. Do the washing up. J.Edgar Hoover the house. Clean up the deadwood that I flung all over the driveway. Make a phone call & keep an eye/ear open for Dave, the postie.

Right. So. OK.

I’ve got to be inside the same time as outside. At the back of the house by the kitchen sink at the same time as I’m hoovering the front room. And….AND answer the front door (UPS/DPD/Hermes) as well as the back door (Royal Mail via Dave)

No probs.

I CAN DO THAT (!?)