And guess who is the ARBITER ? ? ?

For the past week I’ve been ordered to convene a council.

No Word of a Lie!

By whom ? Well. That’ll be the hoomans in the house who are thoroughly, completely and utterly pissed off with MY moles and rabbits and squibbles. And MY ORDER not to kill any living creature in this garden. Apart from the RATS. (Another story)

WTF?

I have to go out and tell all the assembled rabbits, moles, squibbles to STOP DIGGING UP THE LAWNS OR ELSE.

Yeah. I can do that. Stop Nature doing Nature…………Not :o(