No word of a lie – I listened to this book (again) last night.

Himself is still on ER. Got called out twice last night. Was given until 12pm today to recover sleep. Came home at 10 past 4. Left home at quarter past 4. Another Emergency Rescue.

Anyway.

Back to Scotland. A Charming Man (who loves to wear very few clothes) has cast a sex spell over the housewives of Drim.

They’re all getting their hair dyed. Going to fitness classes. Wearing tons of make-up and crippling high heels to attract his attention.

Peter Hynd “has” them all.

Meanwhile, a little girl witnesses her mother having sex with The Charming Man as her father is lying asleep, recovering from many hours of work.

Something to do with a bruise on the mother’s neck and a frozen cod.

OMG… How many dick-led men are there out there?

Their number is Legion :o(

Shudder!