Note to Self :

Do NOT watch Colette with someone else in the room. And Do Not EVER speak your thoughts out loud, stoopid woman.

Thoughts Like…..I’ve got those books too. She’s got a Swedish Rag Rug like mine. That’s an old hot water bottle on the windowsill. I’ve got a dog. Her floor looks like…………Etc

Plus – don’t do all the above whilst waving your free knitting needle about like a pointer, just to make your…point (?)

The ONE laconic reply to all my babbling was……..

Oh. So. You are living a Double Life.