As I’m on a “blame” game vibe……..I also blame all my school mates and their crazy music arguments when we were young and stupid and needed the money/distraction/were walking deliberately slowly to the next class (?!)

Bachman Turner Overdrive?

Walking down the school corridor having a big verbal fight with several soi-disant mates?

Crisps n Cripes n Bernard Cribbins. Not heard this one for centuries :o)