OMG…Back in the goode olde dayse with the goode olde phonesieseeeee – ?

One used to actually IRL get a Crossed Line.

It was – like –

WTF did you just call me?

Cynthia. Do you have a cold? You sound very gruff.

A number 12. A number 8 and three number 9’s

I’ll be home about 6pm, darling.

Prawn Crackers too, sir?

Hello? Is that the Police. Fire. Ambulance. Coast Guard? I only dialled 999. And don’t call me crackers, young man!

P.S. I always have – Beef Chow Mein. Chips. Curry Sauce. NO Prawn Crackers. Thank you.

And when we are feeling flush – Spring Roll. Shredded Beef. Sweet and Sour Chicken Balls. With a side dish of More curry sauce :o)