TRUE STORY. Triggered by the previous post.

Only a couple of days ago, Himself told me a story told to him by the man he was working with that day.

Said man (that himself was working with) related something that had happened to him a while back.

The ‘man’ was in charge of a MAJOR road diversion when a tiny car pulled up and would not turn back. He said to his young, slim, innocent co-worker….

Just go over to that bleep and tell them to bleep the beeping off or else.

Young co-worker went to little car. Said something and returned.

So what did the bleeping bleeper say?

Mumble mumble.

Bleeping bleep’s sake. I’ll do it. I WILL tell the bleeping bleeping bleeper what he can do!

OK, Boss. What did you say?

Bleeeeeeeeeeep. I said. Hello, Mr Capes. So sorry. You can’t drive through. Would you please, kindly, turn your car around and follow the diversion signs.

DO NOT BLEEPING Laugh at me, you young stupid bleeeeeeeper!