I have a photo somewhere of a bottle of Bollinger resting in a bidet full of cold water and ice cubes.
The staff at the Ritz in Paris got a little suspicious of me and her when we kept calling room service and asking for MORE ice!
Well. When you buy bolly in a Tabac, it’s gonna be warm and undrinkable. FFS!
These two remind me of “us two.” She’s blond and I’m dark :o)