Embarrassed!

I do what most people around here do. Being a rural community, we do our work, pop into town to get provisions, go back to work. No time to tidy, change clothes, re-apply make-up etc.

So. I’ve been in the garden slaughtering the undergrowth and got severely attacked. Big, bleeding scratch down my left calf.

What I hadn’t known until yesterday, when it was HOT and I took off my usual long shirt and went into to town in a short tee-shirt, was that it’d also been viciously attacked from behind by the bushes too.

OMG! I’d been walking around town with a big, flappy rip in my trousers. Right under the left buttock area!

That’s more naked flesh than I’ve shown in public for a very long time :o(