Hey. I got caught in a queue at 7 am (???) in the local shop, beside the newspaper stand.

Most headlines did a Full Frontal yadayada about Simon Cowell breaking his back (Oh. Really?) but one said that we’d ALL been cured by the NHS.

OH. And the gossip mags had headlines about Harry and his wife having problems ‘cos their dream marriage is now over. Like I care ? I’m #potless!

No Hope 4 ME.

I’ve PUBLICLY & LOUDLY refused to wear a MASK. And Penny (#realname) the Bank Manager knows me :o(