I’ve always had a love/hate relationship with these machines.

And it’s grown worse in the past few months because of the “whatever” happening all over the world now.

I’ve always talked to the Self-Checkout and got #funny looks. But, these days, my patience is being tested every day in every way.

A couple of days ago I refused to do the stand however far apart from the q and DIY’ed my shopping.

When we (me and said machine) got to the painkillers and the alarm went off, the screen flashed and I was told to WAIT until a Responsible Adult looked at me to check my age before I was allowed to buy Ibuprofen, I might’ve had an audible verbal fight with a STOOPID mechanical talking box in public.

Heyho :o(