Forget your FancyPants Edu-ma-cation. Bits of paper saying how BRILL you are. Gematria ONLINE Calculators. MortarBoards. And…and….zzzzzznoooze.
Just do Mental Maths (?)
Who YOU Gonna Call to give YOU a (lifetime of slavery Loan of “FREE” ? Cash?)
Just call 118 118.
Only BRITS will understand this (!?)