Disclaimer : I have beautiful and much loved American friends and family. This is NOT aimed at you. I LOVE you :o)

BUT – Himself has worked with USA Secret Squirrels all over the world. And he’s given me, verbatim, accounts of his MANY arguments. The one that sticks in my mind most is the one where a US Navy Seal actually got a wee bit violent when he ANNOUNCED in front of a crowd of Brit SF Forces in Haiti that AMERICA INVENTED THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!

Blood and guts and spleens and phlegm might’ve been spilled that night (?)

No word of a lie!