The unfortunates who share a home with me have a new phrase.
Whenever anyone chez moi points out that they’ve done anything “above & beyond” the call of duty – like – washed the dishes/JEdgar Hoovered/mopped the floor/worked out how to use the washing machine, I respond…
Your MEDAL is in the post!
Where is this medal?
Talk to Dave, the postie. He’s lost it?
I’ve been awake for the past 21 outta 24 hours. Sick as a sick thing.
What was the dearly beloved fam response?
YOUR MEDAL IS IN THE POST!
Wow. Back at me. I blame their mother! ! !