I used to wear the #hated Red Cap.

I worked hard and earned the right to wear it. In Berlin and Ulster and Scotland and England.

I’ve just reminded himself about darling Tamzin and the training he gave her before this series was filmed.

He was a little short about the hours he’d spent with her.

Boring Bitch. Didn’t want to be there. Didn’t want to do this.

I’ve never watched the series.

Still refuse to.

She’d never been to the Bogside in Derry and invaded a house at 3am. Shit scared and shaking. The only woman amongst at least 18 armed men.

Maybe you can stomach a fake TV story (?)