I have a question!

Does wearing one of these mask things cause Brain Damage?

I think it might. Why?

Well. Today’s trip to the shops.

Started with an effing and blinding match in the car park. OK. Whatever. Moving on.

I do my shopping and arrive at the till at exactly the same time as a sweet little old man (masked)

I indicate that he can go first but he says – “No, dear. Ladies first.”

Aaah. Sweet. I thank him. Get checked out and then turn back, thank him again for being a gent and…

He raises his fist in my face and tells me to GET LOST.

Stunned Silence.