There is one DEVICE that I NEVER use. Sat Nav!

Gimme a map and I’m fine. Put a machine on that tells me where to go and….Boom!

Ma Da was much kinder than the one below.

Mainly because he only allowed me to drive him ONCE. I was on leave from Berlin and, whilst exiting a junction at Burgh-Le-Marsh, I might’ve temporarily forgotten which side of the road we drive on here in the UK. Shrug.

He was a Police Advanced Driver. I have three other men in my life who are Police Advanced Drivers.

I Absolutely and Utterly REFUSE to drive all three of them home from the pub.

Effing know it alls!