There is a (square) point to this.

To be honest, I’d’ve had to go through all the Poirot books to show his MANY Art Deco rather than Art Nouveau preferences. But could not be arsed.

Poirot was – eeerm – slightly OCD on the Straight vs Curved thingy.

What’s that got to do with (schwoon) James May? Who is – btw – also famous for his OCD neatness!

Watch the video to find out (?)

P.S. Onions? I just remain stoic and cry and sneeze cooties everywhere :o)

P.P.S. I have yet to kill a single person with my cooking. YET……!