OK. This one has lots of wordy words said in that Auh-fully Auh-ful, Supercilious, Patronising British Accent that so many in whytoobia love to hate.

But the message is quite simple!

In the vernacular, he is saying that, today, the BBC is a crock of crooked crap filled with a**e-lickers who are more interested in their own personal #status and bank account than a single REAL person who is struggling against massive outside forces to live a good life.