To get to my home in the car we have to take a 90 degree right hand turn on a 90 degree left turn corner. It’s our only way in!

It’s a given that I’ll have an impatient-arse riding my bumper and then braking hard as I indicate Right. I usually shout an expletive!

I did exactly that today with my eye on the rear view mirror…totally missing the hearse that was blocking the lane :o(

There was a funeral at the church. The family all standing around waiting for the coffin to be unloaded. NOT a good time to shout “You Stupid Bastards” out of the window!

I had to do some quick thinking. So I drove into (aka HID down) a neighbour’s driveway and waited. With my blushing red face hidden.