If you don’t know what a Glasgow Kiss is, look it up and then this may make sense.

The image above is part of the Glasgow Coma Scale. This scale is used by medics to assess the true level of trauma to a brain and was developed by two Glaswegian Neuro-Scientists.

Maybe it’s just me but the link was too – uuuurm – Scottish Dry Humour-like to ignore.

We have some experience of feigned-brain-trauma. It came via a panicked 11 year girl almost bashing down the door and screaming…”I can’t wake my Mum up!”

Action stations.

Neither of us being para-medics, we could not do the Glasgow Coma Scale properly. It was just instinct that showed the True Truth of the Situation.

N.B. NEVER try to do a False, Fake, Foney brain trauma, yeah?

Unless you are an Unashamed, Totally Self-Indulgent, Attention Seeker with little thought for the consequences of your actions on others, that is :o)