Don’t Scare ME.

Unless it’s the Tube (not TooooooB) in London. That freaks me out BIG TIME.

Th’only time it didn’t was when I met a mate from Ireland who’d joined the Met Police and took me into a SECRET (not so secret) spiral staircase that had about 19,000 steps but bypassed the people and the ticket collectors.

She asked me what I wanted for lunch and was totally shocked when I said “Where is the nearest Wimpy? I need a beanburger with cheese and fries and barbeque sauce after that climb!”