I have – LITERALLY IN REAL LIFE – walked and talked with Beggars and Royalty.

The Royal Prince had ZERO social skills but loadsamoney and a man at his side to count it out for him. BUT he had a custom made SooperDooper Sports Car within which my traveller-in-crime and I were warp-sped around Abu Dhabi at SooperDooper velocity on the right/left/middle of the road with ColdPlay at max vol.

God’s Honest!

I’ve been ordered for 3 days now to watch this film.

I’ve reached 1 minute 57 seconds and said m’eh!

I haven’t got to the bit about about the man who could hold a pint of beer on his excited state!!!

I’ve had too much fun with that one. A short? A Shot? Schnapps? Wodka? A thimble?

MY BAD :o(