I don’t want to sound grabby or needy or such but the (pay it or we will send you to prison) BBC licence fee of £157.50 would buy ME…
Some tyres and lots more to take my tiny car through its next service and MOT test.
An electrician to give ME hot water back in my en-suite bathroom.
Someone with a head for heights and a Cheap Way to fix the hole in our roof.
The QWERTY keys (but nothing else) of a new laptop.
OR – a crate of Bollinger, some fillet steak, pepper sauce, baby asparagus, Jersey New Potatoes, Freshly picked Petit Pois and a pack of Sobranie in Pastel Colours.
But no. It buys me……..see below (?)