OMG. I’ve done this dance so often now that I know all the steps.

Narrow supermarket aisle. Me – no mask – my dance partner – masked.

They either block the whole aisle with their trolley so that I can’t enter OR they do a Backwards, Forwards, CHARGE motion with eyes averted.

I just stand still and watch!

THE Tango is the SEXIEST dance in the world.

How close can two people get — With Their Clothes On?