I’ve never been to Prague – but I’d love to.

I can’t Tango – but I’d love to.

I was forced to watch porn (against my will and by wicked means) when the “boys” in the platoon invited me out one night for a drink down the Ku’damm in Berlin. It’s still a Looooong standing joke against me that no matter where I looked in the club/bar there was a TV screen screening hard core porn.

Sexy? Nope.

Ugly AS? YES!

Dancing in the rain is OFF THE SCALE #sexy.

In my humble opinion :o)