Several Christmases/Christmasi (?) ago I bought every one in this house a Highland title.

I am OFFICIALLY (I’ve got the certifimicate) Lady ? of Glencoe. And I’m surrounded by Lairds of Glencoe, who’ve never actually been there, or climbed the mountains or seen the awesome beauty and are so uninterested.

I am STILL a Lady :o)

P.S. My p-in-laws were on a flight to America and David Walliams had a seat beside them. He clicked his fingers for the trolley dolly and demanded ….”Keep them all away from me. I’m exhausted and need to sleep. I have a BIG show to record in America.”

God’s Honest Truth. Ask them (?)

Oh. No. You can’t because me and they are ALL VR :o)