It’s called Pissing Peeps Off.

I’ve perfected it so well that I can even do it without actually Doing IT :o)

I’ve just had a Brown Envelope Threat.

If I don’t pay HMaj 5k – I’m dead!

Dear Mrs Maj : I haven’t actually earned a single penny since 2014. Why are you sending ME threatening TAX OWED demands? Do we now have to pay TAX for NOT earning money?

That’s Sick&Twisted, Betty. You run out of champagne and works of art or castles or something?

Just saying :o)