A Bottle of Jollop or A Lodged Onion Bhaji?

When himself nearly died of an exploded appendix he told us all it was just “a lodged onion bhaji” and all he needed was a “bottle of jollop.”

The dog’s CBD oil is called jollop. And I saved himself (#Heroine…where is MY medal?) by doing a NeeNahNeeNah into Lincoln General Hospital. Where the beggars gave him liquid morphine. Which he quite liked. But he absolutely fell out with the nursie girl who removed his catheter.

Anyhoo. We (in case y’all haven’t noticed) love and adore Only Fools and Horses. A clip below.

Below the clip below is an example of the Mental – totally of Kids today.

#GetALife?

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